05 April 2011

Scenes from an American kitchen

Scene: Colby comes home for lunch and all we have is about a 1/3 c of quinoa and half a chicken breast.  Julie roots around the fridge and finds a maple bacon cupcake and sets it out for lunch.

Julie: Did you eat the cupcake?
Colby: Yeah, that's why I'm flossing.
Julie: Whaa...?
Colby: I have bacon in my teeth, freak.

End scene.

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